I have to fill in for Rachel at Speakeasy?!?! What?!?!? And I have less than 24 hours to prepare?!?!? LET'S DO IT! I'M READY! Oh, wait, nevermind

Our friend Rachel was unable to speak tonight at Speakeasy Stories, so asked me to fill in for her. AAAHHH!!! I'm unprepared! They're all veteran storytellers!!! LET'S DO IT!!! Okay, let me clean up this story. And get some sleep. And get my schedule set up. And...find out today they had to cut the scheduled speakers down anyway. Oh, well. At least I'll be prepared for next time. :)