Pr0n

Dear Time Warner Cable,

I would like to point out that the 1.67 GB of hidden camera masturbation videos (Best Of!) I am currently downloading are for an artistic project. Due to an unforeseen prudishness in the people around me, perhaps exacerbated by a subconscious eagerness that pervades my asking, I have been unable to procure the services of non-sketchy, relatively disease free models. Having heard the internet may be home to certain purveyors of such wares(z), I ventured forth on a hunting expedition. Nearly .31 seconds later I was rewarded with my quarry, the aforementioned 1.67 GB of hidden camera masturbation videos (Best Of!). Once fully captured to my hard drive, these potentially erotic/disgusting bits of moving-picture will form the basis for my next opus for which you will be fully credited.

Thank you for your time and God Bless,
Brent